The 10 Must-Have Ingredients For Your End-Of-The-World Party TONIGHT!

Did you know the world is ending tomorrow? Just thought you’d like to know. So what that means is…

END-OF-THE-WORLD Party TONIGHT!

Here’s what you need:

Party Tonight!

1. Party hats. What’s a party without the hats?
2. All your best party friends. Fill the house!
3. Booze, and plenty of it.
4. Rockin’ dance music blasting out the windows.
5. A webcam to spin it live on the internet. (And record it too, for those who are “left behind.”)
6. Beer bongs? Sure, if that’s your thing.
7. Cheesy movies playing in the back room. (Big screen, showing “Groundhog Day” over and over again.)
8. Campfire in the backyard. Everybody bring something for grilling, and the best sauces.
9. Hot tub! Rent one if you have to, and put it on your credit card. Suits optional!
10. And last but not least… don’t forget to bring THE KEY to everlasting life. Cuz you just never know when you’ll need it.

Pull all these things together, and you’ll have one great last big fling. And if the world actually does end sometime early tomorrow morning, here’s the really nice thing… No hangover!

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